on the subject of jewish superheroes, batman was made jewish by accident, and DC has no fucking clue they did it
I missed this, explain! (Sorry don’t have a great comics background.)
you’re fine! comics are wild and confusing, i understand completely
the kanes are jewish! kate kane is jewish, and canonically bruce’s maternal first cousin, effectively making martha wayne jewish. by halachic standards, that would make bruce jewish.
So Bruce had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony then?
im really fucking mad that DC accidentally made this pun possible, and that i was also not the first to make it
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
Tom Mulcair is the nice grandfather, Steven Harper is the racist grandfather, Elizabeth May is my aunt that always give you a lot of money for your birthday and Justin Trudeau is that chill older cousin who wants to see you drunk and tells you “if you do drugs at least do them with me so I can supervise”
